Friday, July 02, 2004
Blue Dew
A FABULOUS (The colors alone will bring a tear of unexpected joy to your eye!) drink created by an unbelievable sequence of unlikely happenstances. Served (so far) exclusively at the Beedley Theatre in the historic and lovely Aycock Neighborhood in the Gem of the South that is Greensboro, North Carolina.
Get:
Nice glass (Required! Clear double old fashion recommended)
Ice (Crystal clear cubes, what else?!?!)
Mountain Dew (Leaded or unleaded. Stick with caffeinated for that special bzzzzzz factor!)
Fresh blueberries (Wash 'em! Don't need more chemicals than what're in the Dew!)
Flexible straw (Fluorescent Pink with high vinyl content is the preferred straw of the Beedley Theatre)
Do:
Put the ice in the glass.
Put the Dew in the glass.
Put the blueberries in the glass. (9-13 berries. Yes, 9-13! Only 9-13! Too few or too many and you don't have Blue Dew!)
Put the straw in the glass.
Stir occasionally whilst engaging in witty repartee.
Oh yeah, drink it & make more!
You can eat the blueberries, too! (Try to avoid flipping them out of the glass while trying to stab them with the straw.)
A FABULOUS (The colors alone will bring a tear of unexpected joy to your eye!) drink created by an unbelievable sequence of unlikely happenstances. Served (so far) exclusively at the Beedley Theatre in the historic and lovely Aycock Neighborhood in the Gem of the South that is Greensboro, North Carolina.
Get:
Nice glass (Required! Clear double old fashion recommended)
Ice (Crystal clear cubes, what else?!?!)
Mountain Dew (Leaded or unleaded. Stick with caffeinated for that special bzzzzzz factor!)
Fresh blueberries (Wash 'em! Don't need more chemicals than what're in the Dew!)
Flexible straw (Fluorescent Pink with high vinyl content is the preferred straw of the Beedley Theatre)
Do:
Put the ice in the glass.
Put the Dew in the glass.
Put the blueberries in the glass. (9-13 berries. Yes, 9-13! Only 9-13! Too few or too many and you don't have Blue Dew!)
Put the straw in the glass.
Stir occasionally whilst engaging in witty repartee.
Oh yeah, drink it & make more!
You can eat the blueberries, too! (Try to avoid flipping them out of the glass while trying to stab them with the straw.)